I went in to see a psychiatrist the other day. I took a series of tests and she came in the room and said, "You've got OCD." I asked, "What's that?" She said, "Obsessive Compulsive Disorder."

I said, "No, doc, that's not what I have. I'm sure of it." She said, "So what do you think you have, then?" I said, "I have CDO." She said, "I've never heard of that. What's CDO?"

I said, "It's like OCD but the damned letters are in order like they're supposed to be!"

That's good.