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post #1 of 10 Old 05-24-2011, 09:05 AM Thread Starter
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Not exactly politically correct, but....

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am ?! Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.

I sat on the train this morning opposite a stunning Thai girl. I kept thinking to myself, please don't get an erection, please don't get an erection...but she did.

Paddy says "Mick, I'm thinking of buying a Labrador .""f*ck that" says Mick"have you seen how many of their owners go blind"

Man calls 999 and says "I think my wife is dead"The operator says how do you know? He says "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest p* nis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg"

I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume she was poor - she only had £1.20 in her purse.

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.

I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified.

Went for my routine check up today and everything seemed to be going fine until he stuck his index finger up my arse! Do you think I should change dentists?

A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said I would like to come back as a cow. I said your obviously not f--k--g listening.

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back.
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post #2 of 10 Old 05-24-2011, 09:20 AM
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O MY GOD….. Dude, I just laughed my @SS off…. That is the funniest thing I ever read……..
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post #3 of 10 Old 05-24-2011, 01:38 PM
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post #4 of 10 Old 05-24-2011, 02:39 PM
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This one made me LOL:

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest p* nis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg"
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post #5 of 10 Old 05-24-2011, 06:12 PM
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Brilliant!! Hope you don't mind but I'm going to copy and paste it to send to family and friends.
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post #6 of 10 Old 05-24-2011, 06:57 PM
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Ha! Thanks, I really needed a good laugh today.

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post #7 of 10 Old 05-24-2011, 08:31 PM
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Those are pretty funny.




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post #8 of 10 Old 05-26-2011, 01:58 PM Thread Starter
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Russ K - you've no need to ask my permission to spread a little laughter! I'd be offended if you didn't share them!
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Man, UK, you're hilarious for a french guy!!
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post #10 of 10 Old 07-15-2011, 02:39 PM
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Man, UK, you're hilarious for a french guy!!
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