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post #1 of 7 Old 07-11-2011, 09:04 AM Thread Starter
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Catholic Shampoo

Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, "wouldn't a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?"

the second nun answered, "indeed it would, sister, but i would not feel comfortable buying beer, since i am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand."

"i can handle that without a problem" the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out. The cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer.

"we use beer for washing our hair" the nun said, "back at our nunnery, we call it catholic shampoo".

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer.

He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: "the curlers are on the house."
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post #2 of 7 Old 07-11-2011, 12:37 PM
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I don't think that's very funny. My mother's a nun.
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post #3 of 7 Old 07-11-2011, 02:35 PM
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I think thats quite a laugh as did my father who is a priest.

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post #4 of 7 Old 07-11-2011, 03:31 PM Thread Starter
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I don't think that's very funny. My mother's a nun.
He he, that's a good one. So on that note, here's one for your Mom and Byker's Dad.....

A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down. The garage doesn't open until morning so they have to spend the night in a B&B. It only has one room available....

The priest says: "Sister, I don't think the Lord would object if we spend the night sharing this one room. I'll sleep on the sofa and you have the bed."
"I think that would be fine," agrees the nun. They prepare for bed, say some prayers and settle down to sleep.

Ten minutes pass, and the nun says: "Father, I'm very cold."

"OK," says the priest, "I'll get a blanket from the cupboard."

Another ten minutes pass and the nun says again: "Father, I'm still terribly cold."

The priest says: "Don't worry, I'll get up and fetch you another blanket."

Another ten minutes pass, then the nun murmurs softly: "Father I'm still very cold. I don't think the Lord would mind if we acted as man and wife just for a night."

"You're right," says the priest. "Get your own bloody blankets."
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post #5 of 7 Old 07-11-2011, 04:48 PM
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hahahaha, Those are great.
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Haaaa… Is sterility really inherited?
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post #7 of 7 Old 07-11-2011, 09:06 PM
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LOL.

Especially the second one.




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