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post #1 of 3 Old 08-15-2011, 08:11 AM Thread Starter
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The Old Man's Pond

An old man retired in Florida with a lot of money and decided to put in a pond on his property. He planted orange and lemon trees around the pond and after a couple of years it looked like paradise back there.

One day he decided to pick some oranges and lemons from his trees, so he grabbed a 5-gallon bucket and headed down to his pond.

When he got close, he heard splashing and giggling and upon arriving at the pond saw a group of young ladies swimming in the deep end, all their clothes piled up on the bank.

He made a coughing sound so they'd notice him and it wouldn't seem as if he'd been watching them. They all shrieked and wrapped their arms around themselves and stood there in the water saying, "We're not coming out of the water until you're gone."

The old man said, "Ladies, I don't care if you swim in my pond and I didn't come down here to see you swim or get out of my pond naked."

As he hoisted up the 5-gallon bucket, he said, "I just came down here to feed my alligators."



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post #2 of 3 Old 08-15-2011, 09:00 AM
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I like that one
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post #3 of 3 Old 08-15-2011, 10:41 AM
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hah, nice. Sharing that one.

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