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post #1 of 6 Old 08-26-2011, 12:08 AM Thread Starter
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The Five Rules For Men To Follow To A Happy Life

The Five Rules For Men To Follow To A Happy Life

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
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Ain't that the truth!!
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LOL! So far I've been successful in keeping them away from each other.......,.



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True story. Got into a worst day of your life conversation with the guys. A temp we have says, "The worst day of my life was the day my wife met my girlfriend".

No one could top that.

Gray-haired riders donít get that way from pure luck.

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Very good! It's always great to start the day with a laugh!

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