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post #1 of 4 Old 08-27-2011, 09:03 AM Thread Starter
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Rick wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company' Christmas Party. Rick is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.

He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Rick had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!! Rick sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom Mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:

'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian'

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His 16 year old son is also at the table, eating. Rick asks, 'Son ... what happened last night?'

'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you were sick in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.

Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'

His son replies, 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed,

“Leave me alone, I'm married!!”
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post #2 of 4 Old 08-27-2011, 10:57 AM
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Good one! Had to tell my wife this one, of course, and she loved it.



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post #3 of 4 Old 08-29-2011, 05:53 PM
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Bob and Tina are three weeks away from their wedding.

Bob is helping Tina and her (smoking hot) sister, Beth, finish their wedding invitations (at Beth's home) when Tina leaves for a wedding dress fitting.

A few moments later Beth starts up the stairs and calls back to Bob - "Bob, I know you're marrying my sister in three weeks but before you do, if you come upstairs with me now, I'll do anything sexual you can possibly imagine."

Immediately Bob darts out the house, only to find his in-laws and future wife waiting on the front lawn. "Congratulations son!" his soon-to-be father-in-law says, "You've passed our test, welcome to the family."

The moral of the story? Always keep your condoms in the glove box.
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post #4 of 4 Old 08-30-2011, 12:28 AM
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Ahhh....thank you. I needed a laugh. Or two.




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