A man has been stranded on a remote and deserted island, all alone for the last ten years.
One day he's down on the beach and sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks, "Thank God, a ship is passing by."
He waits awhile and the speck doesn't get much larger. He thinks, "Well, maybe it's not a ship, but it looks like some kind of raft."
He waits a little longer and realizes it's not a raft, but a person. A gorgeous, well-endowed female diver in a wet suit walks up out of the water and on to the beach.
She asks him, "How long have you been here?" He shouts, "I've been here for ten years!"
She reaches down to the left breast pocket of her wetsuit, unzips it and pulls out a pack of Marlboros and a lighter and asks, as she hands it to him, "How long has it been since you've had one of these?" "Oh Man," he says as he inhales it, "It's been ten years since I had a smoke. Thank you, this is wonderful!"
She then reaches down to the right breast pocket of her wetsuit, unzips it and pulls out a small metal flask. "How long has it been since you had a real drink?" "Ten years!" he gasps as he grabs the flask and sucks down the whiskey that's in it.
Then, the woman grabs the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and starts slowly unzipping it and asks, "So, how long has it been since you had some REAL fun?"
The guy looks at her with wide eyes and says, "Don't tell me you've got a motorcycle in there!"