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post #1 of 1 Old 11-02-2011, 01:29 PM Thread Starter
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Government Investigates Farmer

The State Department of Labor claimed a farmer was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

GOV’T AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.”

FARMER: ”Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day, seven days a week and does about 90% of all the work around here. He rarely takes a lunch break. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.”

GOV’T AGENT: “That’s the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.”

FARMER: “That would be me.”
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