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post #1 of 5 Old 11-11-2011, 11:09 AM Thread Starter
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So this guy get's a flat outside a psychiatric

Hospital...as he begins to assess the situation,a bunch of guys inside the hospital start watching. The guy( being OCDish) starts to change the passenger side rear tire. He does everything with precion,including putting the nuts in the hubcap,so as to not lose them.Standing up to stretch,he accidentally hits the hubcap sending all the nuts down the storm sewer grate. He is visably shaken and has no idea what to do. Just then one of the fellas watching, yells:"Just take one nut from the other 3 tires and put those 3 on your flat-it will at least get you to a garage." The guy yells :"how come I didn't think of that.?"(what with him being outside& that fella being in the hospital). The patient yells back:"I'm in here for being crazy-not stupid"!

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post #2 of 5 Old 11-11-2011, 05:13 PM Thread Starter
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So, is it funny??? Too long??? I need a little feedback--don't worry--I can take it!!


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I thought it was funny
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I told three jokes at work tonight and this was everybody's favorite: got a lot of laughs. It's a good one!



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It's a tough joke for guys to laugh at for several reasons. First, it deals with a guy and his nuts. Second, it deals with a guy being a mechanical dumb-ass. Third, we've all been there.

It's a keeper.

I can't wait until his next visit with his psychiatrist. Guy "Doc, I lost my nuts last week" Doc "How does that make you feel" Guy "Well, I can't drive my sportscar anymore" Doc "Maybe you should buy a stationwagon or a minivan"

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