It was a party and the host was getting worried because there were too many people and not enough refreshments. She was sure that not all these people were invited but did not know how to tell which ones were the crashers. Then the husband got an idea.
He turned to the crowd and said, ĎWill those who are from the brideís side of the family stand up please?í
About twenty people stood up.
Then he asked, ĎWill those of you who are from the groomís side of the family stand up as well?í
About twenty five people stood up.
Then he smiled and said, ĎWill all those who stood up please leave, this is a birthday party!í