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post #1 of 2 Old 01-23-2012, 09:03 AM Thread Starter
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While driving during a horrible snowstorm, a young blonde became disoriented and lost. She remembered what her father had once told her. ”If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.” Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about 45 minutes.

Finally, the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded and said, ”Well, I’m done with the parking lot here at Wal-Mart, now you can follow me over to K-Mart.”

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Two blondes finished their shopping at the mall and were walking back to the car with their purchases.
"Oh no!" exclaimed! the first blonde as they approached the car, "I locked the keys in the car!"
"Just call for a locksmith" said the other.
"I don't have any money left after buying that cute top. Maybe we could take one of these wire hangars and open the door ourselves?"
"Don't be stupid, that only works in the movies."
Exasperated the blonde stomped her foot, "Well fine! Then you come up with an idea, because I left the top down and it's starting to rain!"
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post #2 of 2 Old 01-23-2012, 10:59 AM
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That's why I married my beautiful brunette wife of 38 years(anniversary last week!!!). Of course I am friends with blondes who are much smarter I !! But the jokes are fun,thanks!

~Things work out best for those that make the best of the way things work out~
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