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post #1 of 11 Old 06-20-2012, 07:58 AM Thread Starter
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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men.

He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.

'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?

He replied: "That feels great...but I still think my thumb's broken"
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post #2 of 11 Old 06-20-2012, 08:17 AM
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Just wondering, UK Caravan Man; have you ever made a post discussing motorcycles on this website?

Do you post on other websites?

Is the Internet the source of your jokes?

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post #3 of 11 Old 06-20-2012, 09:00 AM
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Just wondering, UK Caravan Man; have you ever made a post discussing motorcycles on this website?

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He's made lots of posts pertaining to motorcycles; most recently a write-up of an LED tail light install on his own bike.

He is above average in the Joker's Lounge, and I enjoy Funnies From the United Kingdom. They're a bit of all right.

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post #4 of 11 Old 06-20-2012, 10:03 AM
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Without fail, when the Trailer Guy shares a joke, I'm at work telling it the next day and people think they're great. I think it's pretty cool that a guy from the UK can make 30 or people laugh their asses off here in Missouri.



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He's made lots of posts pertaining to motorcycles; most recently a write-up of an LED tail light install on his own bike.
Thanks, Tom!

Any idea on the source of his jokes, or other websites where he might appear?
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Oh, no, he'll have to provide you with his sources.

Something I've always wondered about; is there a different "joke pool" in far flung parts of the globe? Do all cultures tell jokes?

I know there are no German jokes, because there's nothing funny about Germans...

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post #7 of 11 Old 06-20-2012, 04:09 PM Thread Starter
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Just wondering, UK Caravan Man; have you ever made a post discussing motorcycles on this website?

Do you post on other websites?

Is the Internet the source of your jokes?

Hi LoneRider, trust the below helps:

Suggested mods for a newbie

650 / 250 sump guard?...

Hi from the UK

exhaust tip supplier?

British fuel prices - how do we compare?

who needs a sat nav mount?!

Fitted a storm case top box

eye bolts & tool holder

Nice arse...


You'll find me on here: Ribnet

I'm on there as Trailer Guy and you'll find the majority of my posts in the Trailers & Towing section

Here too: Difflock Again, as Trailer Guy

And here: Expedition Portal as uk trailer guy


To be honest, I'm usually too busy to post on forums, but I like to share things when I get the chance.

I get the majority of my jokes from friends, customers and work colleagues.

Kind regards, Ben

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I'm with Planalp on this one! I enjoy the jokes, and I really like the LED taillight


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post #9 of 11 Old 09-17-2012, 02:06 PM
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Good jokes, and the post about the eye bolts for the side plastics was sheer geniuse!
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post #10 of 11 Old 09-17-2012, 02:22 PM
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Is there a policy that says you can't contribute a good joke if you don't contribute in the bike section?.....if so...does that also go the other way??? I'm in deep doo doo if that is the case!!!!
I love a good joke...and that is a good one Thanks!


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