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post #1 of 2 Old 09-07-2012, 01:09 AM Thread Starter
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Missouri Wedding Fail

Young Bobby from Missouri had dated Billie Sue for a year or so and was ready to ask her to marry him. He was hanging out with his father and uncles one night drinking beer and playing poker when he blurted out, "I'm in love with Billie Sue and I'm going to ask her to marry me!"

"You are, huh?" said his Dad. "Why do you want to marry her?" "Well," said, young Bobby, "she's a sweet girl and a good cook. On top of that, she's a virgin."

"A virgin!" snorted his Dad. "If she's a virgin, you ain't marryin' her!"

Bobby was infuriated and asked, "Why the hell not? What's her being a virgin got to do with anything?"

His Dad answered, "If she's not good enough for her own family, she sure as hell ain't good enough for ours."

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