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post #1 of 4 Old 09-19-2012, 11:12 AM Thread Starter
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The village chemist shop..

I know there's a few grumbles on here when I post a joke, but I couldn't resist this one I'm afraid. Heard it the other day and thought it was a cracker.

PS. A chemist over here is a drugstore with you guys over there...


A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public.

The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop on her own.

She had to confide in him her worries about selling the contraceptives.

"Look," he said, "My regular customers dont ask for condoms, they'll ask for a 310 [small], a 320 [medium] or a 330 [large]. The word condom won't even be used."

The first day was fine and she coped with the requests, when asked, with no problem at all. However, on the second day a guy came in to the shop, put out his hand and said "350"...

The girl panicked. Not knowing what to do, or say, she phoned the owner, on his mobile, and told him of her predicament.

"Go back in and check if he has a big bucket hanging between his legs" her boss told her.

She peeped through the door and saw the big bucket hanging between his legs. "Yes!!" she yelped, " Oh God, he's got one hanging there!"...

The boss said "Go back in and give him 3.50, he's the window cleaner"
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Keep 'em coming bro, haven't read one yet that I didn't like! Too funny


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Great joke! Don't worry about the whiners. What happened to the right of free speech in The USA? We'll read them up here in Canada! Keep 'em comin' EH!!
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I know there's a few grumbles on here when I post a joke, but I couldn't resist this one I'm afraid. Heard it the other day and thought it was a cracker.
It's the jokers lounge.. It's what it's here for..

If we had to be serious all the time, we'd be like Tom says.. Germans..

Crap.. I'm 3/4 German..

Post em' anyway..
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