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post #1 of 8 Old 10-02-2012, 08:10 AM Thread Starter
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Siamese twins walk in to a bar...

Siamese twins walk into a bar in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us; as you can see, we're joined side by side at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft, please."

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers, "Been on holiday yet, boys?"

"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?"

Jim agrees.

"Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..."

"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."

"So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.

"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive......"
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Siamese twins walk into a bar in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the bartender, “Don’t mind us; as you can see, we're joined side by side at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft, please."

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers, "Been on holiday yet, boys?"

"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?"

Jim agrees.

"Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..."

"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."

"So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.

"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive......"



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Don't they drive on the left in Canada?

I stepped off a curb in Grand Caiman once, and almost got taken out by a car. I had looked the wrong way.


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Don't they drive on the left in Canada?

I stepped off a curb in Grand Caiman once, and almost got taken out by a car. I had looked the wrong way.


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Yeah we drive on the side of the road as the US. Well with our dogs sled heading home to our igloo! LOL



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Thanks for the Canadian content TrailerGuy!
I have a special license that ALLOWS me to drive right down the middle! At the bottom it stipulates: Tear along dotted line!!!
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Yet another classic from UKTG. Good one!



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Don't they drive on the left in Canada?

I stepped off a curb in Grand Caiman once, and almost got taken out by a car. I had looked the wrong way.


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