Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Hampshire, England, UK
Siamese twins walk in to a bar...
Siamese twins walk into a bar in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the bartender, ďDonít mind us; as you can see, we're joined side by side at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft, please."
The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers, "Been on holiday yet, boys?"
"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?"
"Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture..."
"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."
"So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.
"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive......"