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post #1 of 15 Old 11-01-2012, 07:14 AM Thread Starter
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The wife and the maid...

The maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you."

"Who said you iron better than me?" asked the wife

"Jor huzban, he say so."

"Oh yeah?" said the wife

"The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." said Maria

"Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" asked the wife

"Jor hozban did."

The wife, increasingly agitated, said "Oh he did, did he???"

"Yes. And the third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed." stated Maria

The wife, really boiling now, and through gritted teeth, "And did my husband say that as well?!"

"No Señora......the gardener did."

"So how much do you want?"
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I'm alittle slow this morning but i eventually got it.
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I always wondered where the boom in the garage went to???? Now I know......

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Yet another excellent joke from UKTG. It will be shared at work tonight!

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post #8 of 15 Old 11-01-2012, 05:30 PM
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Wow, I am way too tired. That took me too long. Good one!

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I am glad I am not the only one that had to re-read the ending a couple of times.
Very good.
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You have the best jokes UK Trailer Guy!!

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