Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Hampshire, England, UK
The wife and the maid...
The maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first is that I iron better than you."
"Who said you iron better than me?" asked the wife
"Jor huzban, he say so."
"Oh yeah?" said the wife
"The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." said Maria
"Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" asked the wife
"Jor hozban did."
The wife, increasingly agitated, said "Oh he did, did he???"
"Yes. And the third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed." stated Maria
The wife, really boiling now, and through gritted teeth, "And did my husband say that as well?!"
"No Señora......the gardener did."
"So how much do you want?"