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post #1 of 2 Old 11-12-2012, 09:49 AM Thread Starter
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Ear Infection

Ear Infection

This is true!

They always ask at the doctor's reception why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

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post #2 of 2 Old 11-12-2012, 12:26 PM
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Ha ha ha! Love this

Mainly because not a dissimilar thing happened to me when I found a pea sized lump on my left testicle. Went in to the doc's and the woman, on reception, absolutely insisted on knowing what was wrong. Her reasoning was that she needed to know, to make sure I got the right doctor for the job. Honestly! I did state that surely they're all qualified to a decent level and I was hardly going to have an ailment that any versed doctor couldn't deal with. But she was adamant, so I said in a nice loud voice, "Fine, I've got a lump on my left bollock". She went crimson and asked me to take a seat. Wish I'd been as smart as the old fella! Nosey old bat.
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