For those of you unfamiliar with British politics, please feel free to swap out Miliband and Cameron with Obama and Romney...
Ed Miliband and David Cameron somehow ended up at the same barber shop.
As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken.
The barbers were both afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics.
As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Ed Miliband in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Miliband was quick to stop him jokingly saying, "No thanks, my wife will smell that and think I've been in a brothel."
The second barber turned to Cameron and said, "How about you" Mr.Cameron?"
Cameron replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a brothel smells like".