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post #1 of 4 Old 12-04-2012, 01:53 PM Thread Starter
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50 Shades of Grey

Four guys have been going to the same long weekend ride for many years. They usually meet up at a campground in the mountains and ride from there.
Two days before the group is to leave, Bob’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.
Bob's riding buddies are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
Two days later the three others get to the camp ground to find Bob sitting there with a cold beer. His tent was set up, firewood gathered and dinner cooking on the fire.

“Bob, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my living room chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and asked, ’Guess who?’ I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a skimpy nightie. She took my hand and pulled me into our bedroom. The room had candles and rose petals all over. Well she's been reading 50 Shades of Grey...... On the bed she had handcuffs, and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.”

“And then she said, ‘Do whatever you want’.

“So, Here I am!”
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post #2 of 4 Old 12-04-2012, 04:49 PM
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Good stuff!!!
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post #3 of 4 Old 12-04-2012, 07:01 PM
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Thats a good one!
Now, the rest of the story, Bob is now single and can ride any time he wants!

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post #4 of 4 Old 12-04-2012, 07:12 PM
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Thats a good one!
Now, the rest of the story, Bob is now single and can ride any time he wants!
Sounds like a fair trade! ;-)

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