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post #1 of 3 Old 10-07-2006, 06:16 AM Thread Starter
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A very gentle Southern lady was driving across the

Savannah River Bridge

in Georgia one day.

As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a

young man fixing

(getting ready) to jump. She stopped her car, rolled

down the window

and said,

"Please don't jump young man, think of your dear

mother and father."

He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to


She said, "Well, think of your wife and children."

He replied,"I'm not married and I don't have any


She said, "Well then, for the love of God, please

think of Robert E.


He replied, 'Who's Robert E. Lee?''

She replied, ''Well, bless your heart, Just go ahead

and jump, you dumb

ass Yankee."
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post #2 of 3 Old 03-02-2007, 12:21 PM
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Indian Joke... err uhhh... Hillbilly Joke

Two Indians and a West Virginia Hillbilly were walking through the woods.
All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"he called into the cave and listened
closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. "Was the other Indian crazy or what?" The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us."

Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollere d, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was the answer. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"from deep inside.
He also tore off his cl othes and ran into the opening.

The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave!
It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might
"Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!"

Like the others, he then heard an answering call,
With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran.
The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read....

(Get ready, this will kill ya),


The destination is only a by-product of the journey.
'06 KLR650 - Aztec Red
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post #3 of 3 Old 06-04-2007, 09:58 PM
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Not bad... it's funny actually pretty funny
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