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post #1 of 3 Old 03-15-2013, 05:23 AM Thread Starter
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gotta pee...

Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out.

Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had been overly-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they popped into the cemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe herself with the ribbon.

After the girls did their business, they staggered home.

The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said:

"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her arse that said......

From all of us at the Fire Station - we'll never forget you"
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post #2 of 3 Old 03-15-2013, 02:34 PM
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Ha! That was a good one, mate.




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post #3 of 3 Old 03-15-2013, 03:17 PM
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now that right there: "THAT'S FUNNY"!!!

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