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post #1 of 4 Old 05-28-2013, 02:30 PM Thread Starter
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One for klr4evr's mrs... ;)

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head.

The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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post #2 of 4 Old 05-28-2013, 03:17 PM
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I think I'll not let her read that one.

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No offence intended Sir, apologies if it seemed so. Anyhow... mine did and she thought it was funny, honest! And guess what colour her hair is?...



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Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

Mrs. klr4evr walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

She took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"

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