For UK TG
I'm not a great joke-teller, but this one is for UK Trailer Guy.
A guy goes to his doctor complaining of horrendous headaches. The doc prescribes painkillers to no avail. He suggests acupuncture, chiropractors, and yoga, but nothing works. The man is frustrated and ready to give up when the doc gives him a funny look. The guys asks what's up. The doc says, "Well, this is by no means sound medical advice, but sometimes when I get a headache, I put my head in between my wife's breasts for half and hour and the headache goes away. Why don't you go home and try it?"
Two weeks later the man comes back. The doctor asks if his headaches have stooped. The man smiles and says: "Your cure worked perfectly. Haven't had a headache since. Plus, I really like your house."
"In a car you're always in a compartment, and because you're used to it you don't realize that through that car window everything you see is just more TV." R. Pirsig
Soon, we ride.
AKA JD Mader or you can call me "Dan" just not early for dinner.
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2008 KLR 650
RIP DM - Soon, we ride.
Last edited by Lockjaw; 05-29-2013 at 06:59 PM.