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post #1 of 7 Old 06-17-2013, 03:41 PM Thread Starter
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3 construction workers

Three construction workers (an Italian, a Mexican, and a Redneck) were sitting on a steel beam at the top of a skyscraper they were building. It was lunchtime. The Italian worker opens his lunch box and sees that he has spaghetti and meatballs.

"Son of a bitch", he says, "spaghetti and meatballs again. Everyday it's spaghetti and meatballs. I swear if I get spaghetti and meatballs again tomorrow I'm going to commit suicide by jumping off this building".

The Mexican worker opens up his lunch box and sees a burrito. "Damnit", he says, "another damn burrito, I'm so tired of burritos, If I have to eat a burrito again tomorrow I'm going to jump off of this building and commit suicide".

The Redneck worker opens his lunch box and sees a bologna sandwich. "Shit!!!, another damn bologna sandwich. If I get another bologna sandwich tomorrow, I'm going to commit suicide".

The next day during lunch hour, they are sitting on the same steel beam. The Italian worker opens his lunch box and finds spaghetti and meatballs. Without saying a word he closes the box and throws himself off of the beam and drops twenty floors to his death. The Mexican worker opens his box, finds a burrito, closes the box and jumps to his death. The Redneck worker opens his box and finds a bologna sandwich, closes the box and jumps to his death.

A couple of days later the families of all three workers meet at the cemetery just after the funerals. The Italian worker's wife was crying.

"Oh, if only I had known how he felt about the spaghetti and meatballs, I could have fixed him a muffalotta, and he would still be here today.

The Mexican worker's wife said "I could have fixed my husband a taco or an enchilada, and he would be here with me today".

There was a moment of silence while everybody was waiting for the Redneck worker's wife to comment.

"Don't look at me", she said, "He fixes his own lunch".



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funny as hell!!!
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The only cow in a small Ireland town, stopped giving milk.
The town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply,
so they bought the cow from Scotland
It was wonderful, as it produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.
They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows.
They put the bull in the pasture, but whenever it tried to mount the cow,
it would move away. No matter what approach it tried, the cow would move from the bull, and was never able to do the deed.
The people were upset and decided to see the vet, who was a very wise man, and ask for advise. They said, if he approaches from the rear, she moves forward. When from the front (?) she backs off, and if he attempts from the side, she walks to the other side. The vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this for a moment before asking, did you buy this cow in Scotland? The people were dumbfounded since they never mentioned where they bought the cow. "You are truly a wise vet" they said. How did you know that we bought her in Scotland? The vet replied, "My wife is from Scotland".
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Being of Scottish decent I am very offended by that joke. Being Canadian, the English, Irish and French parts of me are laughing their asses off!!
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well jeff you should love this one then.

why do scottish wear kilts?

sheep can hear zippers

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A man was standing in the bank one day when a lady tapped him on the shoulder. " You dropped this." She said, holding out a five dollar bill. "Thats funny." He said, " I'm Scottish, You'd think I'd be more aware of my money!" To which the Woman replied, "Scottish! I'm amazed it hit the floor!!''

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well jeff you should love this one then.

why do scottish wear kilts?

sheep can hear zippers
If they can hear the zipper, you'd think they would notice the 6ft tall red haired, plad Kilted madman, blowing Bagpipes and wearing rubber boots too!! Rubber boots? You ask......Of course!! Thats where you put the Sheep's back legs so they don't run away!!!
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