Taking Care Of Kittens
Another true story from work. I'll call the players "James" and "Ron."
So, one of my co-workers, James, is telling us how he and his wife saved a couple of tiny kittens after something happened to the mother. Apparently taking care of a 2-week old kitten is a lot of work and he was schooling us on how kittens that small don't pee or poop on their own unless stimulated by the mother.
Ron asks him, "So, you basically had to stimulate the genitals of these kittens on a regular basis so they would poop and pee?"
The cat owner, proud of his accomplishments in learning about and raising his kittens said, "Yes, we did."
Ron asks, "So, did their fur stick to your tongue?"