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post #1 of 3 Old 08-09-2013, 10:02 AM Thread Starter
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We were toiling away last night when one of my coworkers made the announcement, "I need to go take a massive dump."

He goes into the nearby bathroom and comes out five minutes later proclaiming, "Well, that's the city's problem now."



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post #2 of 3 Old 08-09-2013, 03:20 PM
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In the old control room at work, there was a bathroom at the back. One problem with the bathroom was that the ventilation fan didn't work, so as a courtesy to the other guys who worked in the control room, if you had to "drop a deuce", you'd give the other guys a five minute warning.

One night, a big, heavyset guy called out the five minute warning.

I went in and peed.

The other guy went in and took a massive dump.

The guy who gave the five minute warning ended up having to go into the "gas chamber" immediately after, because he couldn't wait for things to air out.

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post #3 of 3 Old 08-09-2013, 08:15 PM
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miracle??

`you read about these things and never quite sure how authentic they are, but this comes straight from the horses mouth -so to speak. A young fellow (40 ish) that goes to the same church as my daughter and son-in-law suffered a heart attack the other day and was rushed to the hospital and was stabilized for a while. Then suddenly he suffered another more serious one and a team of Doctors (12) took turns giving him artificial respiration (45 min.) and finally declared him dead. Informed the family that he was gone, sent in two nurses to prepare for morgue, when Pastor- who had been praying all along- noticed after another 15 min. had gone by,that his heart started beating. Was care flighted to Columbus Oh for treatment. The long and the short of it, is that he woke up wondering where he was at with no apparent after effects. Doctors said he will be fine, no other treatment necessary. Brain functions fine as well.
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