In the old control room at work, there was a bathroom at the back. One problem with the bathroom was that the ventilation fan didn't work, so as a courtesy to the other guys who worked in the control room, if you had to "drop a deuce", you'd give the other guys a five minute warning.
One night, a big, heavyset guy called out the five minute warning.
I went in and peed.
The other guy went in and took a massive dump.
The guy who gave the five minute warning ended up having to go into the "gas chamber" immediately after, because he couldn't wait for things to air out.
People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.