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post #1 of 2 Old 02-18-2014, 08:27 PM Thread Starter
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Bragging Golfers

Four guys went golfing and three headed to the first tee while the fourth went to the clubhouse to take care of the bill. While waiting on their buddy, the three golfers began bragging about their kids.

The first man told the others, "My son is very successful and has a great wife and kids. He owns a home-building company and has been so successful he gave a friend of his a house for free."

The second guy said, "My son gave me a wonderful daughter-in-law and three awesome grandkids. He was a car salesman, but became so successful he now owns a multi-line car dealership and just gave a friend of his two Cadillacs."

The third guy piped up, "My son is a stock broker with a wonderful family and has done so well he just gave a friend of his an entire stock portfolio."

The fourth man shortly rejoined them on the tee and the first man mentioned, "We were just talking about our kids. How is yours doing?"

The fourth man replied, "Well, my daughter is a high-class prostitute and I'm not too thrilled about it. She must be pretty good, though. Her last three clients gave her a house, two cars and a stock portfolio."

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post #2 of 2 Old 02-18-2014, 11:30 PM
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lol. good one.

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