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post #1 of 10 Old 09-14-2014, 07:02 AM Thread Starter
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Chuck Norris fan

The real deal man of steel they say he has a bear skin rug on the floor of his log cabin high in the Rocky Mountains , the thing is the bears not dead , it's just to shit scared to get up and run ! Even death itself is to scared to knock on Chucks door .
If your a Chuck fan like me google 50 of the best Chuck Norris jokes and get ready to piss yourself laughing.
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Yes Planalp I like that ! ��
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Chuck Norris still rides that KLR from Delta Force. He doesn't have to back it out of the garage, though.

He stands at the end of the driveway and whistles.

It comes.

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Yes ! No other brand of bike would dare to get that close to Chuck Norris , I bet his doohickey hasn't broken , it would be to scared !
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A guy at work always calls my KLR the "Chuck Norris Delta Force Bike" whenever I ride it there.



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The Government and the science community have been keeping something under wraps.

The magnetic poles are trying to shift, and this is slowing the Earth's rotation.

Every day Chuck Norris rides his KLR hard to the west in order to keep the planet rotating as it should. He could do it by running, but needs to save time in order to do those Total Gym commercials every day (they are live, you know).

"When you see a sunrise, thank Chuck Norris", Tom said brightly.

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Thanks Planalp & Tom I didn't previously know the klr/delta force/Chuck Norris link, you can bet I will be watching Delta Force this week. I like my KLR even more now !
Mowed the lawn on Sunday , It's coming into Spring Down Under , first cut coming off the back of winter , I stared down my blanket of weeds I reached for my lawn mowing hat , a worn straw type with a huge lined verandah to keep the Aussie sun off , you two popped into my head and I laughed . Thanks !
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Mowed the lawn on Sunday , It's coming into Spring Down Under , first cut coming off the back of winter , I stared down my blanket of weeds I reached for my lawn mowing hat , a worn straw type with a huge lined verandah to keep the Aussie sun off , you two popped into my head and I laughed . Thanks !
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