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post #1 of 1 Old 09-02-2019, 05:04 PM Thread Starter
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Perfect Comeback

I was coming in the door of my apartment building early this morning and held the door for two older women who were exiting the building.

On my way out a few minutes earlier, I had noticed there were several large dog turds in front of the door so I warned them "Watch out for the shit on the floor."

One of them said "Thanks" and then added in a joking manner, "That's not yours, is it?"

I blurted out, "I don't know. I don't have a dog. It could be mine. I was pretty drunk last night."
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