I was coming in the door of my apartment building early this morning and held the door for two older women who were exiting the building.
On my way out a few minutes earlier, I had noticed there were several large dog turds in front of the door so I warned them "Watch out for the shit on the floor."
One of them said "Thanks" and then added in a joking manner, "That's not yours, is it?"
I blurted out, "I don't know. I don't have a dog. It could be mine. I was pretty drunk last night."