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post #1 of 7 Old 05-10-2012, 05:48 PM Thread Starter
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2008 KLR for sale. A must read add!

For Sale: Killer Deal on a KLR 650

OK, let me start off by saying this Bike is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a bike to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this bike would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.

It was never intended to drive to the mall so you can pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of vehicle you're looking for, then just do us all a favour and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.

This KLR was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous nancy pancy boy amenities like navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm his butt), or heated grips.

No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fuelled super action junkies need. It's got special blood/gore resistant paint. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The bike also has a throttle lock so if you're being chased by Libyan terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun off your hip and ride at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once.

It has room for you and one hotty you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. Thereís a big storage rack to mount your anti-Taliban, self cooling machine gun. I also just put in a new windshield to replace the one that got shot out by The Man.

My price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $100,000.00, but I'll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $2,000 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.

There's only 14200km on this two-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo. This bike is so fast you will have to put your mullet in a braid so it donít fall out.

Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.

To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants.

Ok so my bike isn't for sale but I used this add to sell my jeep but modified to work if I ever were to sell my KLR. Which I never would! Hope you enjoyed it.


Cheers, Nick

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I got 75 cents and a pack of twinkies that I'll give you. Maybe even a subway coupon... if you really throw in the Hammer pants.
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I got 75 cents and a pack of twinkies that I'll give you. Maybe even a subway coupon... if you really throw in the Hammer pants.
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For Sale: Killer Deal on a KLR 650

OK, let me start off by saying this Bike is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women).
Did I read this right? The manliest of......women?

Rofl..... I'm so gonna plagiarize this for a sale add .... Hahahahaha!!!


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Did I read this right? The manliest of......women?

Rofl..... I'm so gonna plagiarize this for a sale add .... Hahahahaha!!!


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I just may do that too. ha ha.

Did you end up selling the jeep?
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Did I read this right? The manliest of......women?

Rofl..... I'm so gonna plagiarize this for a sale add .... Hahahahaha!!!


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You might as well, he did. I've read that before.

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I never said I wrote it either. I just used it to sell my jeep. It's funny as hell.


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