Call me superstitious but every car or motorcycle that I've ever owned has always given me problems before I've given it a name. And my new KLR is no different
You need to perform a purification ceremony, using two live birds, slaughter one bird over a clay pot filled with fresh water, then take the live bird, a cedar stick, a scarlet yarn, and a hyssop branch and dip them into the blood of the bird that was slaughtered. Sprinkle the blood of the dead bird seven times on the KLR. When the blood has purified the KLR, release the live bird to fly away.
“Take the risk of thinking for yourself , much more happiness , truth, beauty, and wisdom will come to you that way.” Hitchens