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post #1 of 44 Old 09-30-2009, 01:51 AM Thread Starter
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telling the wife resons I need a klr 650

Lets hear em.......

christmas shoping will be easyer for you to shop for me.

I can use that set of metric tools from last chistmas.

the deer wont see me comeing and i can provide more food.

a gallon of milk eggs and bread fits right on the back rack.

no it wont make your butt look big...er I meen noooooo.....

no i dont like to go fast, thats way in the past.

there realy is such a thing called a doohicky on it.

Ill wear my helmit and you can pretend im Darthvader. ohhh the force is strong in this one.

well umm I guess you can where the helmit too.............

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post #2 of 44 Old 09-30-2009, 09:40 AM
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No, that's not what a tailpipe is for, I'll still need you. Ok, I admit that was bad.
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post #3 of 44 Old 09-30-2009, 09:44 AM
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It'll save on gas.

It vibrates, you'll love it!

Better to be on trails than in traffic.

More fun than going to a bar.

The wide seat makes yer butt look small.
(no, scratch that one, no booty references.)

We'll ride past your old boyfriend's house alot.

You never see a motorcycle parked at a phychiatrists' office.
It'll help me unwind.

Cheaper than a boat, or a Harley.

My car will last much longer.

Don't you want me to be happy?
(That's a mean one.)

We can explore nature together.


One of those HAS to work.
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post #5 of 44 Old 09-30-2009, 05:26 PM
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Honey we saved so much on your new car i can get my KLR and still be ahead.

up grade's 2008 green,
Cee Baily tinted wind shield, studibaker skid plate, one inch length added to shifter, highway pegs, steel pegs,Jardine pipe, trunk, head light rock gard, , 12 volt power outlet, 16 tooth front sprocket, Progressive front springs, studibaker master cylender guard, PVC mod,Doo Hickey, one wheel offroad trailer, night vision ammo cans for side bags my oun tank gards.

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I'll be saving lots of gas riding to working instead of driving.
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post #7 of 44 Old 10-01-2009, 08:17 AM
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Insurance is $8 a month

We can sell my truck I won't even need it anymore
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post #8 of 44 Old 10-01-2009, 05:47 PM
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telling the wife resons I need a klr 650

I won't be in your hair as much because I won't be home as much, cause I'll go riding with my buddies. Very often.
It's a better hobby than hanging out in tittie bars.
If I can't get a KLR, I'm farkl'en the car.

Those thoughts may be more along the lines of threats than reasons.

'08 KLR650,
'72 BMW R75/5 (Col. Klink),
'02 KTM 400 E/XC,
'05 ktm 125 sx (for sale)

"Hey, are you okay? Can you get up?
I thought you said you could ride"

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If I can't get a KLR, I'm farkl'en the car.

HAHA. Nice one man.




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post #10 of 44 Old 01-17-2010, 05:35 PM
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I told my wife she was lucky I didn't want a $10,000 bike instead, like most other guys. It didn't work.

A year later I ended up financing a used one so the payment was $80.00 per month. She can live with that, you know why? Because she's so lucky!
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