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post #1 of 6 Old 12-30-2010, 10:39 AM Thread Starter
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KLR verses Corvette

So the KLR was sitting at the red light, And a fully restored 1961 Corvette pulled up …. Man what a car The KLR riders says. The driver of the Vet (Very proud) Pops open the passenger door to show the rider the immaculate insides. The light turns green, the driver closes the door. They both jokingly rev there motors and both laugh. They exchange nods and off they go.
The guy in the Vet jumps out ahead and politely waves as he races by.. Smiling as he go’s. to his shock, the KLR races by his passenger side and scoots up the road in front of him……
Well we know this is not going to work for the Vet driver… He gets a little heaver on the Gas and passes the KLR again with another smiling wave…. To his unbelievable SHOCK… the KLR again races by him….. “ARE YOU SHITEN ME” the Vet driver says to him self…
NOW ITS ON…. The Vet driver (with blood racing) Mashes the gas peddle to the mats, kicks in the 4 barrel and takes off like a dog with kerosene on it ass… at 145 miles per hour and still climbing, he passes the KLR with the devil in his eyes and the wind of a hurricane…
You could not shock this proud Corvette owner more if you told him, He was pregnant,,,,,, Like the vet was standing still, the KLR went racing by with speeds that only god himself could match…… fly’s up the road… spins on a dime and falls over…..

The Corvette screeches to a halt and Shaking like a queer eating a hot dog, The driver gets out and not know what he will find…. Slowly walks over to the KLR and its rider…… “are, are, are you OK man” he quietly asks the rider??????

“Yes.. Im fine, But could you please open your passenger door and let my suspender go”…………
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post #2 of 6 Old 12-30-2010, 12:19 PM
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I don't think the tires are rated for that sort of speed.. He's lucky..




I like new tires.
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post #3 of 6 Old 12-30-2010, 07:45 PM
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In '98 I raced a ZR1 on my DR650S.

Weird that the power to weight ratios were similar, so the DR held on
strong and well throughout the measured 1/4 mile. I lost but only barely
by a length or two. Workdude/ opponent said wasn't easy on me at all.
(DR's by comparison, are lighter and more dirt-geared than our KLR's)

The suspender joke is a classic.

This is my son, with whom I am well pleased." ----God
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post #4 of 6 Old 12-30-2010, 09:38 PM Thread Starter
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HAHAHAH>>>>>> It was a joke
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post #5 of 6 Old 12-30-2010, 10:28 PM
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Hold it.. What?? He wasn't wearing suspenders??

I like new tires.
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post #6 of 6 Old 12-31-2010, 08:36 AM Thread Starter
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Hold it.. What?? He wasn't wearing suspenders??
HAHAHA…. O man.. Skeeter your one funny dude… “F”ing weird but hilarious
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