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|10-29-2011 11:59 PM|
LOL. Well played, both.
|10-29-2011 10:55 PM|
World's Fastest Dad
Three boys are playing and one says "My dad is the fastest man in the world. He deer hunts with a bow and is so fast he can shoot a deer and catch it falling!"
To this the second boy replies "Ha! You call that fast? My dad hunts deer with a rifle and he's so fast he can shoot a deer and gut it before it hits the ground!"
Now the third boy contributes his two cents "My dad is much faster than yours, he gets home everyday at 4:00pm."
The first two boys share a puzzled look and reply "So what? What does that have to do with being fast?"
The third boy replies "My dad works for the government and he doesn't get off work until 5:30pm..."
|10-29-2011 02:40 PM|
|uk trailer guy||
top job! made me laugh out loud!
|10-28-2011 02:04 AM|
A man has been stranded on a remote and deserted island, all alone for the last ten years.
One day he's down on the beach and sees a speck on the horizon. He thinks, "Thank God, a ship is passing by."
He waits awhile and the speck doesn't get much larger. He thinks, "Well, maybe it's not a ship, but it looks like some kind of raft."
He waits a little longer and realizes it's not a raft, but a person. A gorgeous, well-endowed female diver in a wet suit walks up out of the water and on to the beach.
She asks him, "How long have you been here?" He shouts, "I've been here for ten years!"
She reaches down to the left breast pocket of her wetsuit, unzips it and pulls out a pack of Marlboros and a lighter and asks, as she hands it to him, "How long has it been since you've had one of these?" "Oh Man," he says as he inhales it, "It's been ten years since I had a smoke. Thank you, this is wonderful!"
She then reaches down to the right breast pocket of her wetsuit, unzips it and pulls out a small metal flask. "How long has it been since you had a real drink?" "Ten years!" he gasps as he grabs the flask and sucks down the whiskey that's in it.
Then, the woman grabs the long zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and starts slowly unzipping it and asks, "So, how long has it been since you had some REAL fun?"
The guy looks at her with wide eyes and says, "Don't tell me you've got a motorcycle in there!"