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post #1 of 17 Old 09-16-2011, 10:59 AM Thread Starter
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The other day when I went in to work, some guy said, "Hey, your motorcycle looks just like the one Chuck Norris rode in Delta Force except it doesn't have rocket launchers on it."





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post #2 of 17 Old 09-16-2011, 01:06 PM
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Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a Delta Force marathon.

Chuck Norris' motorcycle has two speeds. Light and Kill.

If he needs to, Chuck Norris can run faster than his motorcycle.

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post #3 of 17 Old 09-16-2011, 02:52 PM
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Chuck Norris invented the internet too, not Al Gore.

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Chuck Norris was so angry when he heard Al Gore claim the invention of the internet that he round-house kicked him in the head hard enough to knock a piece off of one of his X chromosomes, turning him into a woman. He now wants to be called Sarah and claims to be from Alaska.

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post #5 of 17 Old 09-16-2011, 03:05 PM
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No shit? Wow, Chuck Norris is so cool. Hope he does the same to Obama!

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post #6 of 17 Old 09-16-2011, 08:20 PM
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Chuck Norris is so tuff he can weld with it.



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post #7 of 17 Old 09-16-2011, 09:36 PM
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Chuck Norris got pulled over by the police while riding his KLR..

The cops got off with a warning.

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When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.



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post #9 of 17 Old 09-17-2011, 01:13 AM
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LOL. Good aim with those rockets.




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post #10 of 17 Old 09-17-2011, 07:22 AM
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When he falls in the water he does not get wet, the water gets Chuck Norrised.
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