Bet You've Never Done This
Was going to check my tire pressures today like I do every day I ride to work and after kneeling down by the front tire, realized the valve stem was in kind of a tough place to reach.
I was too lazy to rise to my feet and actually push the bike forward or backward a little bit, so I reached up and grabbed the right handlebar and something else and just leaned the bike up off the stand and pulled it forward a little bit so the wheels would turn.
Of course, when I did this, the kickstand drug and rotated to the rear and when I went to lean the bike back over onto it, the stand flipped up and since I was still down on one knee with no leverage, the bike winded up flopping down on its left side in the driveway with me still hanging onto the right bar muttering a few choice expletives.
I consider it kind of an honor to know I'm probably the only person who has ever done this.......