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post #1 of 1 Old 11-17-2011, 09:12 PM Thread Starter
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An elderly woman is pulled over by the State Patrol for speeding. The Trooper walks up to the window and is handed a pile of identification from the woman.

Trooper -
"Ma'am, I see here that you have the proper registration, insurance, license and even a concealed weapons permit. Do you have a weapon in the car?"

Woman -
"Why yes, I have a .44 magnum in the glove box, a .45 auto under the seat, a .22 mag derringer in my waistband, a .380 in my purse, a .38 revolver strapped to my ankle, a 12 Gauge under the back seat and two assault rifles in the trunk."

Trooper -
"Ma'am, that's a lot of guns, what are you afraid of?"

Woman -
"Nothing, absolutely nothing!"

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