An elderly woman is pulled over by the State Patrol for speeding. The Trooper walks up to the window and is handed a pile of identification from the woman.
"Ma'am, I see here that you have the proper registration, insurance, license and even a concealed weapons permit. Do you have a weapon in the car?"
"Why yes, I have a .44 magnum in the glove box, a .45 auto under the seat, a .22 mag derringer in my waistband, a .380 in my purse, a .38 revolver strapped to my ankle, a 12 Gauge under the back seat and two assault rifles in the trunk."
"Ma'am, that's a lot of guns, what are you afraid of?"
"Nothing, absolutely nothing!"
"My KLR belongs to God, when he wants it clean he washes it."