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post #1 of 5 Old 04-05-2012, 01:36 AM Thread Starter
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My wife went shopping today. When I got home from work, I saw this can in my "area" on the kitchen counter reserved for my to-do list and my pill organizer full of cholesterol and blood-pressure medications.

I glanced at it and thought it was another hairspray/gel offering in her never-ending quest for the perfect hair-control product. Looks like a hairspray can, doesn't it?

It's a can of CREAM brand, vanilla-flavored, alcohol-infused whipped cream. 15% alcohol by volume.

Alcohol-laced whipped cream. What will they think of next? I suppose it might be good on pumpkin pie.

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post #2 of 5 Old 04-05-2012, 07:20 AM
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Maybe she has a special surprise planned for you!

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post #3 of 5 Old 04-05-2012, 10:13 AM Thread Starter
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Originally Posted by VACommuter View Post
Maybe she has a special surprise planned for you!

Nah, I doubt it. Her sister's coming for Easter and that's one of the few times she ever drinks.

A couple of years ago she was here and when I was coming down the street from work at night my lights flashed on what I thought were two 4-legged creatures in front of my house and I thought, "S**t, there are coyotes in the front yard!"

I would have preferred the coyotes. It was my wife and her sister on all fours in the front yard puking up whatever vile, sugar-based, liquer-type, pink womanly concoction they'd obviously imbibed too much of.

I had big, brown dead spots in my yard for a month.

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post #4 of 5 Old 04-05-2012, 04:19 PM
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yeah that stuff came out like 2 yrs ago. they have it in all sorts of flavors.

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It would have been more fun if you would have found that can on the night stand.

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