When I was in grade 9 I went up to the Northwest Territories to coach Badminton at the local schools in a few villages. Rankin Inlet, Baker Lake, Eskimo Point but we started the excitement from Churchill. We took a jet to Churchill then switched into a DC3 with skis to get to the villages. We took off in a snow storm the first time, flew for an hour only to turn around as the pilots couldn't see 2 feet infront of them. Next day did the same, except they started to desend only to find out that they were nowhere near the airport and there was jagged ice burgs sticking up less that 50 feet from where they thought the runway was! This resulted in them putting the plane in a climb almost vertical! I never thought a plane could do this! The next day we went out in a 4 seater twin engined plane with much better success. Well until my talkative father pissed off the pilot! He kept asking all sorts of crap about the plane and what was what.....he made the mistake of asking what the altimeter was and how it worked......the son of a bitch dropped the plane a good couple hundred feet instantly! No-one said a word after that!
I have nearly drowned 3 times now and refuse now to get into fast moving water.
While at a pool party we stacked up 6 truck inner tubes and I the morron tried to dive through them off the diving board only to hit the bottom one with my head that nearly snapped my neck.
I've crashed all my bikes but the KLR bad enough to seriously hurt me by being run over by the cars following or coming in the opposite direction.
I've rolled my car in England at over 75mph chasing a ralley prepped car from work one night......I took out 100feet of hedge row, 2 1 foot stone gate posts at the ground level and then another 2 foot square stone gate post at ground level and the gate.....I ended up on the roof inbetween a cluster of 1 foot thick oak trees. I couldn't see a thing but could smell gas and searched for a door.....it was ripped off, roof crushed down to the drivers seat(no seat belts in them days which was a good thing concidering the roof), I reached out and finally found an opening and stuck my head out into a frig'in thorn bush! Forced my way through it like butter and got ripped to shreads! I was more worried about getting burned alive.
I'm sure there are more.....I hope that's enough.....lol.
I could add the alchohol and drugs....but that would be cheating....good thing I straightened up after 20 eh....the wife I'm sure is the reason I'm still here.
I've had a boring life in the past 25 years.....lol.