Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: Chilliwack, BC, Canada
What are your favorite coffee shop lines?
Many of us have a routine being constantly worked to engage the waitress and make her laugh. I find it makes for better service and more pleasant time. What are your favorites?
After the waitress has been by for the eleventy-seventh time to offer a coffee refill, I will stand to one side, place an arm around her shoulder and stand pondering. She will always view this procedure with a quizzical expression while I then sit down and say, "No thanks. No more coffee." .
She will always have to ask something like, "What's this about?". I explain that when I have had too much coffee it gives me an overwhelming desire to hug the waitress. :-) Not too often it happens that they subsequently offer me more coffee but if that happens, I will begin to stand and she will rush off, laughing. Never had this taken other than with laughter. I'm always greeted with smiles the next visit. I've watched a waitress hiding her smile on a subsequent visit when in another waitress area. Might help that none of them could possibly take an advance from me seriously. ;-)