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post #1 of 7 Old 06-13-2009, 09:47 AM Thread Starter
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Why???

Why do I find turkey bacon offensive??

How come I hate cleaning house so much??

Why does my cat get so excited when I get home that she feels the need to puke??

How come I like sitting at my computer in my underwear??

Why do I hate the texture of lima beans??

How come toast is so much better than bread??
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post #2 of 7 Old 06-13-2009, 01:47 PM
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I'll add one. My boss gave me a bunch of shit yesterday and made me feel bad. So why did I feel the need to drink a bunch of vodka and make myself feel worse?

Oh yeah, cause I'm !




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I don't touch it, just put it in there and take it out before they can do anything, entertains the hell out of me for some reason.
Hee Hee.. I do it too.. Drives my fiance nuts..
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post #4 of 7 Old 06-13-2009, 09:23 PM
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Wow. That's weird. I thought I was the only one. My wife is not a fan either.




"In a car you're always in a compartment, and because you're used to it you don't realize that through that car window everything you see is just more TV." R. Pirsig

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post #5 of 7 Old 06-13-2009, 10:20 PM Thread Starter
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I spent my youth perfecting my annoyances on my sister..
Problem is, she remembered them and has taught them to her children, who pay me back for the torture I performed during my youth..

Uncle Dan, why are you running away, screaming.. Hee Hee!!!
Evil kids.. Gotta love em'!!
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Ahh...yes. My older sister put up with a lot. I had a special fondness for putting q-tips into my bb gun...stings a little.

She doesn't have kids to sic on me though.




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post #7 of 7 Old 06-13-2009, 10:53 PM Thread Starter
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When I was 7-8 years old, I talked my sister (4 years younger than me) into grabbing an electric fence.. I'm glad she doesn't remember that one.. My butt did after my parents got ahold of me..
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