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post #1 of 17 Old 11-23-2019, 03:37 PM Thread Starter
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Your best comeback for:

"My best friends cousin was killed on a motorcycle". We always seem to get some story, from non-riders, about how somebody they've been told about got killed on a motorcycle. I call it the "I knew a guy" story. Once when we were at a gas station, sitting on a porch, a guy had to tell us the "I knew a guy....." story. After we left, I thought that I should have told him about my doctors uncle who died when a porch roof fell on him and crushed him. Another time it was a park ranger, I could have told him I knew a park ranger that got killed by a bear. I'm going to have to be quicker with my "I knew a guy once" comebacks!
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post #2 of 17 Old 11-23-2019, 05:28 PM
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The Germans have a phrase for this.

I experience it on a regular basis.


“Treppenwitz”

Literal translation: Staircase joke

Meaning: A witty comment that only occurs to you once the moment has completely passed.

The idea behind this one is that you only think of a good comeback or joke when you’re in the staircase on the way out the building, and not in the moment it would have been best to say it.
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post #3 of 17 Old 11-23-2019, 09:42 PM
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I always say "Well, I've never been killed. Not even once." I then turn on my heel and walk away, lest I give any more time to a stupid person.
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post #4 of 17 Old 11-23-2019, 11:54 PM
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I just tell them people get killed in cars and trucks every day.
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post #5 of 17 Old 11-24-2019, 08:06 AM
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You could always try "Killed? Was it a drug deal that went bad or something?"
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post #6 of 17 Old 11-24-2019, 09:26 AM
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NO-ABLA-EN-GLAZZE (bye bye )
( I normally get the, don't you where a helmet thing) I do on long trips, but tend not to on short trips, or around smaller towns. As im not driving In large towns.

I do find that some people, just look for an argument, and or to push their thoughts/ways on others.
I frequent, a place hear in south TX, where I sit in the corner and listen to some of the older, non happy people, just argue about things they know nothing about. They will ask me to join them on a slow day, and or give me crap for wanting to sit alone. I just say, I can hear all the stupidity from hear.
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post #7 of 17 Old 11-24-2019, 09:30 AM
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I'm walking down that staircase, but my responses tend to be mean-spirited to the point of not being viable options:


"Yeah, there are lots of people who just never get the hang of riding a motorcycle."

"Drinking and riding is never a good idea."

"No kidding? Me, too. We both know it can be tough. I'm part of a support group that I think would really do you some good. We'd love it if you could join us at our next meeting. Can we count on you being there?"
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post #8 of 17 Old 11-24-2019, 10:11 AM
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Im good on the support group, but thanks. Im not ready to be perfect yet. One needs to know ones limits.
As for helping with mean spirited part. I can help you.
Wile getting over my second divorce. ( its sad when one needs to number them) And no it wasn't alcohol.
I read books and helped myself. You can get the book and or download the book and or audio, for free. Its called ( the power of now) written, by the dali lama. I wont lie, its boring, but very helpful if put into practice controlling ones emotions.
Also, anger is fear, fear is anger. If some one is mad, they are probably, scared of something. or vice versa.
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post #9 of 17 Old 11-24-2019, 10:33 AM
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Im good on the support group, but thanks. Im not ready to be perfect yet. One needs to know ones limits.
As for helping with mean spirited part. I can help you.
Wile getting over my second divorce. ( its sad when one needs to number them) And no it wasn't alcohol.
I read books and helped myself. You can get the book and or download the book and or audio, for free. Its called ( the power of now) written, by the dali lama. I wont lie, its boring, but very helpful if put into practice controlling ones emotions.
Also, anger is fear, fear is anger. If some one is mad, they are probably, scared of something. or vice versa.
The Lama (big hitter, the Lama) already told me that I would receive total consciousness on my death bed. So I've got that going for me..........
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post #10 of 17 Old 11-24-2019, 02:14 PM
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I was killed once but I am getting over it
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