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post #1 of 21 Old 02-08-2010, 08:16 PM Thread Starter
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Cause I didn't have time to say it at the light...

"Hey, you...yeah, you...the asshat with the 70K dollar Mercedes. It's raining. Hard. And you changed lanes without looking. In a black car. With no lights on. Oh, and it is pretty dark. Luckily I was looking. Because you have two kids in the car. One of them looks a lot like your unfortunate ass. One looks about the same age, but is a different ethnicity. Perhaps a friend of your sons? If I found out that you were driving my kid in the rain on a highway, talking on your iphone, changing lanes with no look and no signal...well, I'd have to seriously whup your ass. And those 'OK, jeez, whatever biker guy' hands? You know where they go, right?"

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

That's the war call.




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post #2 of 21 Old 02-08-2010, 08:31 PM
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Did you add the side mirror to your necklace yet??

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come awn... it's not far...it'll be fun..

sorry I can't....... I'm fishing today
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post #3 of 21 Old 02-08-2010, 08:51 PM Thread Starter
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Not a bad idea at all...

I am not a dick (generally...when I am it is privately...wakka wakka..., but sometimes I think of all the things that could easily be thrown/squirted from a squirtgun onto those nice shiny paint jobs.)




"In a car you're always in a compartment, and because you're used to it you don't realize that through that car window everything you see is just more TV." R. Pirsig

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post #4 of 21 Old 02-08-2010, 09:04 PM
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There there now Dan, I'm sensing a lot of stress and frustration in your outburst. I want you to have a nice warm cup of herbal tea and assume the lotus position.........

There, see how much better that makes you feel? Now I want you to have positive thoughts and diminish those negative rifts in your sub consious.................

Now then the next time something like this happens I want you to shoot out the left front tier. OK?
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post #5 of 21 Old 02-08-2010, 09:33 PM
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I say, go for the top tier..

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post #6 of 21 Old 02-08-2010, 09:53 PM
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Firearms are NEVER the answer for anger. They are to be used for 3 things..
1. Food
2. Target
3. Protection from life threatening danger

Anything else, and you're just asking to go to jail.. Even if just shown to get a point across..

Now, stopping in front of someone to verbally inform someone of what they've done, that's different..
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...being an ex-Californicator and having commuted for several years from San Jose up toward SF, were you perhaps lane splitting at this time ? I got cut off on 101 between Sunnyvale and Mountain View one morning after a small shower, it was NOT pretty, but the '88 ZX10 lived to see another day, and me too! Guns ain't legal out in Cali but if they are in full view here in Colorado, now that's another thing...

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post #8 of 21 Old 02-08-2010, 10:36 PM Thread Starter
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I wasn't splitting, no. I was thinking more along the lines of a squirtgun filled with pee. Or you know, brake fluid.

Something dignified, you know?




"In a car you're always in a compartment, and because you're used to it you don't realize that through that car window everything you see is just more TV." R. Pirsig

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post #9 of 21 Old 02-08-2010, 10:48 PM
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Guns ain't legal out in Cali
Wrong.

California is an open carry State. except in some places like Schools,State/Fed buildings, Nat.parks,Post Offices and some others.

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come awn... it's not far...it'll be fun..

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post #10 of 21 Old 02-08-2010, 11:33 PM Thread Starter
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Just read the laws. Never knew that. Lived in CA half my life.




"In a car you're always in a compartment, and because you're used to it you don't realize that through that car window everything you see is just more TV." R. Pirsig

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AKA JD Mader or you can call me "Dan" just not early for dinner.

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