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A good ol' Arkansas boy was stopped by a game warden recently as
he was leaving a cove well known for its good fishing. The feller
had two ice chests full of nice ones.
The game warden asked him, "Do you have a license to
catch those fish? Let me see it."
"Naw, sir", he replied. "I ain't got none of them there
licenses. You see, these here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?"
"Yessir. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and
let 'em swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump
right back into these here ice chests and I take 'em home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! You can't train fish to do that."
The ol' boy looked at the warden for a moment and then said,
"I'm tellin' you the truth! Here, I'll show ya. It really works."
"Well... go ahead," said the warden, "I've got to see this!"
So he walked down to the shore and poured the fish into the
lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, what, Sir?"
The warden said, "You know what! When are you going to call them back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"What fish?"

Moral of the story:
Us hillbillies may not be as smart as some city slickers, but we ain't as dumb
as some government employees!

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